You'll Never Believe What The Pacquiao VS. Mayweather Floor Seats Are Going For Right Now

 

Ahhh, boxing… the tamer, less bloody version of MMA!

I’m so excited to watch the upcoming fight between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather this Saturday, but only from the comfort of a bar, and not ringside.

Why you ask? Well, unfortunately, and contrary to popular belief, I don’t own a Scrooge McDuck-like vault where I’m able to dive into a pool of doubloons for my morning swim.

That’s right, tickets for this boxing match are way out of my price range, and unless you got to work via your own helicopter this morning, they’re probably out of yours as well.

In the wise words of Bruno Mars, “don’t believe me? Just watch.” Here’s the incredible price tag for snagging yourself a ticket to this weekend’s anticipated brawl.

28%? Someone get this guy an iPhone charger, am I right?

Does “E FLOOR” stand for Ecstasy Floor because you’d have to be on E in order to shell out $109,400.25 for an evening’s entertainment?

No, but seriously, this is a pretty outlandish price. Like if I had to choose between the fight, and seeing Cirque du Soleil do things with their body that I will never do ever, I’m going to Cirque jerk it up!

Now, if you want really good floor side seats, get ready for your jaw to meet the floor, because the prices are that insane.

If I pressed “CHECKOUT,” I don’t know what would happen. Maybe I’d be declined? Maybe I’d have to pay credit card payments until 2314? I don’t want to find out.

But seriously, who wants to pay $723,788.92 for a pair of tickets? No, really, I want to know so I can shake their hand, and hopefully manage to heist some of their priceless jewelry in the process.

I think a boxing match is pretty entertaining but if there’s one place I won’t be spending my hypothetical three-fourths of a million dollars it’s on a boxing match.

Also, who is going to buy these incredibly expensive tickets on their iPhone?